Week of October 2, 2008

You can't teach an old dog new tricks. But you COULD teach a bird to sing a new tune. Anywho, don't get too hung up on old patterns. Instead add your freshest harmonies to the mix. Sprinkle your genius most graciously into the larger pot. Things are thus more bound to make a delicious turn.

Aries of the Week: Ricky Shroeder

Keep moving bulls. Shake off the residue from times before and look towards the provocative future, which is currently jam packed with ripe opportunity. For maximum Karmic results, drink from whatever cup until your thirst is quenched. Then pass it on, maintaining a smooth and gingerly pace.

Taurus of the Week: Greg Rogove

What's that Gemini? I couldn't quite hear you! Were you mixing up your words on purpose? I can see where that trick would have secured your fortune in the past, and I can also see how you may not have been able to communicate so clearly and at length until now. But the time is right and your audience is willing. Enlighten them, taking enormous pride in what secret wisdom you have to share.

Gemini of the Week: Starhawk

I noticed you've been staying up late, snacking, watching T.V., etc. Even though it seems like you're just chilling out, you're actually preparing for the greatest adventure of your life. Take all the time you need to munch/work through your fears and apprehensions. When you are ready, you'll just casually walk out the door..

Cancer of the Week: John Leguizamo

You've got this one in the bag, cats. You've long been collecting the necessary knowledge and you've practiced your moves enough times. Execute your design now with a concentrated effort. Wrap your heart around your intentions and make peace with your desire. You are then closer to obtaining it.

Leo of the Week: "Dancing Queen"

The pathway of desire is the swiftest and surest way OUT. Before you head back inside anywhere though, practice sitting still long enough to explore the options. In that position, you may have access to ALL the necessary information, memory of the good times as well as the bad. Here you also have total recall of your dreams, which is key to your greatest discovery.

Virgo of the Week: 42nd Street

I bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Well it looks like the universe is only desperately trying to get your attention. Listen well. What you learn will move you to celebrate, inspire your most joyful dance, entice your imaginative powers...

Libra of the Week: "Abbey Road"

This time around, you can do it your way. You are granted total creative freedom. That's how badly everyone wants you to stay around. You're just the perfect captain, scorpio. Go ahead and lead the ship to nowhere, the ideal place to redress old topics in a novel way.

Scorpio of the Week: "The Village Voice"

Take a deep breath, archers. To get to the other side, you'll have to swim underwater for a length of time. While you're still on land, gather your resources, inner and outer. To survive the distance, refrain from counting the miles. Enjoy the quest before you, fueled by your enduring faith in what is waiting on the "other side".

Sagitarius of the Week: "Casino"

This is just an audition. In the future, you'll be called to exhbiit an even greater strength, poise, and resolve. All eyes will be upon you, observing the direction you take. Keep your intentions at your center. Then loosen your grip. Let mother nature provide a wise and helping hand.

Capricorn of the Week: Henry Miller

The best trips are the ones with no destination, per se. Besides, that's what you need right now, water bearers. Once you start to wander, you won't want to quit the open road. Travel on in order to replenish your senses, rejuevenate your mind, refocus your desire...

Aquarius of the Week: Geena Davis

Mystics teach that if you want to really have something, you must set it free. That's usually no problem for you fish, but just in case, I thought I'd give you a heads up- Don't even think about making such a tempting mistake this week. Let it go immediately, just as soon as you realize how tightly you've been holding on.

Pisces of the Week: Madonna's "Ray of Light"